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Kale Pineapple Protein Smoothie

Kale, pineapple and a creamy protein base make a tropical green smoothie. Remove the tough kale stems for a smoother blend.

Cuisine: International Nutrition estimatesUpdated Oct 2, 2026By RestoreShots Editorial Team
Calories
260 kcal
Prep time
5 min
Servings
1 glass
Difficulty
Easy
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Why this smoothie works

  • Pineapple balances the stronger kale flavour
  • Stemmed kale is easier to blend smoothly
  • Approximately 21g protein with the listed ingredients

Ingredients

1 serving

The method

Let’s blend this.

Remove the tough kale stems and blend the leaves first. Frozen pineapple and yogurt soften the leafy texture.

Blender · measuring cup · glass
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Your kitchen companion

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  1. Strip the kale stems

    Rinse the kale, remove the tough centre stems and tear the leaves into small pieces. Measure the leaves after preparing them, then juice the lime.

    Your cue: Using tender leaf pieces makes a smoother drink than blending the stalks.

  2. Blend · about 30 sec

    Give the kale a head start

    Add coconut water and kale to the jug. Secure the lid and blend for about 30 seconds, or until the leaves are finely broken down.

    Your cue: You should see small flecks rather than broad leaf pieces.

  3. Blend · about 45 sec

    Add the creamy ingredients

    Stop and add pineapple, yogurt, hemp seeds and lime juice. Blend for about 45 seconds, increasing the speed gradually. Add a small splash of coconut water if needed.

    Your cue: Check that the pineapple is blended through and no hemp-seed clumps remain.

  4. Check the texture

    Wait for the blades to stop and taste. Pour while cold, adding a little more liquid and briefly reblending if it is too thick for your glass.

    Your cue: A creamy, even pour matters more than making every tiny green fleck disappear.

The finish line

Here’s what you’re aiming for.

Creamy green with a sweet-tart finish; very fine kale flecks may remain.

Too thick, thin or grainy?

Blending times are starting points; use the texture cues and your blender’s instructions. Loading order is for a typical upright jug. Switch off before scraping or tasting, and never put utensils into moving blades.

Pro tips

  • Massage the kale with a little lime juice for a minute before blending. It softens the fibers and tames the bitterness.
  • Swap half the kale for spinach on your first attempt if you are new to greens.

Frequently asked questions

Usually too much kale, the stems, or not enough acid and sweet fruit. Remove stems, use one cup of leaves, and always add citrus.

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